Satan Disendorses Trump

LUCIFER, Prince of Darkness and Emperor Apostate of hell, has officially disendorsed Republican presidential nominee Donald Jeronimo Trump. “His actions comments are beyond the pale,” announced Satan, a key backer of the Reagan and Bush administrations. “On behalf of all of the legions of the damned, I’m cutting all ties to the Trump campaign. IContinue reading “Satan Disendorses Trump”

Hops, Barley and Ruin

Neknomination died out quickly, didn’t it? It had scarcely been picked up by the gluttonous tabloid outrage factory before going the way of planking and Sleepy Sickness. I recorded a video a few weeks back, and rather than let it be lost down Zuckerberg’s plughole like most of the rest of my life I thoughtContinue reading “Hops, Barley and Ruin”