Who Said It – Hitler or Trump?

Jaundiced schlockmonger Donald Trump could be the next Emperor of Freedomland and everyone is all in a tizzy. But has anyone noticed that this racist demagogue has qualities in common with the only other racist demagogue anyone can be bothered remembering? Amazingly, nobody has ever thought to compare Trump with Hitler. Until now! These quotes are from either the Moustachioed Menace or Orange Boy – see if you can guess which belongs to whom!


1. “I’m intimidated by the fear of being average.”

2. “They are often the kinds of kids that are called ‘super-predators’… No conscience, no empathy, we can talk about why they ended up that way, but first we have to bring them to heel.”

3. “Frankly people who have very strong religious views, they have also been subject to … quite dreadful hate speech and bigotry as well… I know it from personal experience having been exposed to that sort of hatred and bigotry for the views I’ve taken from others who have a different view to me.”

4. “It is now a sin – even a crime against high art – to mention that despite all the apologies, all the teaching, all the ceremonies and all the newspaper stories, no one to this day has been able to name even 10 of the children allegedly stolen by officials.”

5. “Everything is energy and that’s all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.”

6. “Godzilla bankroll, stones from Sierra Leone, yo I ain’t got it all, that means I’m barely home. Trailblazer stay balling with vengeance; my arts is crafty darts, while y’all stuck on Laffy Taffy. Wondering, how did y’all n****s get past me? I been doing this before Nas dropped the Nasty.”

7. “Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?”

8. “The government say they want a real 20 per cent, I call it a fraud 20 per cent.”

9. “Here’s the story, sonny Jim. And I swear, every word is true. To a flaming star on a desert night, in a Cadillac of golden light, on the floor by a truckstop door he left a prize. A rock and roll surprise for Len and Grace, a little baby boy in a guitar case. The new mum and dad could barely believe their eyes.”

10. “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.


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